so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Randomize
