as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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