I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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