last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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