how can u be prego again
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
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