goodnight i made you a song goodbye
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
Randomize
