i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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