This is not my ceiling
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
You need Xanax blowdarts
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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