Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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