Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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