he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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