watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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