She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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