So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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