like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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