my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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