There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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