$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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