new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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