I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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