what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
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so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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