I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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