Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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