I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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