I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
i love accidental penises.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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