She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Randomize
