You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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