The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
no. you can't hotbox the world.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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