so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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