well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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