Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
be right there i have to get my cape
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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