Porn is love you can see.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
