No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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