i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
the liver wants what the liver wants
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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