I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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