does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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