I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Randomize
