awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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