: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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