just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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