I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
She's JV to your varsity
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
zippers are such a cool invention
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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