Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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