Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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