i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
