i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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