what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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