we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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