Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
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