i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
i've created a new STD.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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