wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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